ext_271519 ([identity profile] frakalakalaka.livejournal.com) wrote in [community profile] ship_manifesto 2006-08-18 12:19 am (UTC)

Sunshine and Puppies

Friend 1. What might've happened if Sasuke hadn't shown up?
OBVIOUSLY Naruto would have been raped. Given all the the sub textual speculation that we're doing under the given circumstances. Or you know, Naruto could have held his ground till Jiraiya showed up....either/or

What could've happened if Jiraiya didn't come in time to rescue Naruto?
Naruto probably would be kidnapped

What if Naruto was kidnapped?
He would have been killed

What does the Akatsuki want with Naruto?
Kyuubi

What does Itachi want with Naruto?
THE KYUUBI. Wut like Itachi is suddenly tired of hookers and needs madfox!sex? Or -god forbid- you think that Itachi will fall madly for Naruto's dashing good looks. PrettyPrettyPrincess!Itachi now comes with his own sparkly pink brush!

Does he want him solely for the Kyuubi as Jiraiya believes, or is there more?
........Do you know how many terrible fanfictions start with summaries just like that?!

If you want to go by what's written, their relationship would definitely not be possible...or even intelligent. Rape maaaaaaybe I might be able to see...but even that you don't produce sound reasoning for. Evidence kthx

Friend 2. While they might be the antithesis of each other, they do not compliment each other. If you think they do, you need to seriously evaluate your knowledge of the characters and the effect that events prior and during the story had on them (centering on Itachi for the most part).

Happy Learning.

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