Hey, everyone's got their squicks. I do love the Dysk's fandom. Everyone is so kind here, even when they disagree.

Have you read Night Watch? You might try "Bolero (http://www.drworm.net/Bolero.htm)" by drworm. I'll be putting the link up permanently in the recs section shortly, but it's set in the past with Sam & young Vetinari, possibly the sexiest character ever created by Pterry.